muscleluvr2:

oh youre a son? name 5 of your parents


cooldudebro:

let me lay down some facts for you:

  • aliens are real
  • horoscopes are real
  • skeletons are real
  • star wars is probably real
  • linkin park is almost too real

yeezus-fish:

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool
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  • phone: 100% battery life
  • me: *blinks*
  • phone: 20% battery life

captainstormwind:

the truth is out there


theredguardian:

armisael:

*blacklists the words x and y*

just try and blacklist THIS

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