• ellen: please welcome one of the biggest pop stars to come out of england!
  • marina: hey wait label wait i wasnt told i was going on ellen
  • label: you're not they're talking about ellie goulding
  • marina: i thought she was recording her 3rd album after the international smash hit worldwide #1 sophmore album Electricia Heart
  • label: uh marina that's you? aren't you recording your album?
  • marina: wtf no? i've been singing starry mouths and lightings on repeat in my room preparing for my #hallycone tour
  • label: did you confuse your career with ellie goulding's again?
  • marina: no?? hallycone was my best effort yet
  • label: no your last album was electra heart and it ruined us financially and you left us to make bad tshirts and tbh we havent seen you until now
  • marina: i do not remember recording ellen heart but no matter it was clearly a success
  • label: are you okay? you seem really confused?
  • marina: im FINE
  • label: wait are you drunk?
  • marina: stop JUdGIng ME mY GOD label YOU'RE SUCH A DIck I Cnat WHWHY DID BURNS LEAVE ME HIS NAME WAS A FUCKING SIMPSONS CHARACTER

dampsandwich:

hold on let me quote the bible so i can win this argument


asian:

don’t tell me what to do.


uke-mode-seme-mode:

DO YOU EVER SEE THIS PERSON ONLINE YOU REALLY WANNA TALK TO BUT YOU ARE TOO SHY TO DO IT BECAUSE YOU BELIEVE YOU ARENT ON THEIR LEVEL AND JUS T

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