Thank you for letting me be fully clothed instead of being in a bikini and a cape, looking like a slut

I don’t know what kind of beach your “fully clothed” musty ass goes to take your monthly showers sis but around these parts, most women wear bikinis to beaches [like Bey in this gif] and there is nothing “slutty” about that. I’ll end the lashing here for your sake. I don’t do walk-in appointments.

normani meets cards against humanity /i


3D printing is being used to print organs, prosthetic limbs, and this

“A lot of young girls are quite lost. I was. In parts I still am.”

you ever in the mood to get hit by a car and spend like 1 month in the hospital 


i love marina and the almonds


y’all were concerned when iOS 8 came with a youtube album but no one did anything when the autocrect started correcting “haha” to “gaga”